Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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