their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I just cut my nipple shaving
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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