i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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