Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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