apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
