She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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