K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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