Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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