you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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