All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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