How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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