Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Let's paint friendship bongs
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I didn't notice because vodka
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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