:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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