wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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