Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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