he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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