bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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