Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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