New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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