tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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