OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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