just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
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