Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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