he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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