a queef is a wish your heart makes.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I just want to make out with him forever
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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