hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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