I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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