He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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