it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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