party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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