2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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