Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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