i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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