Midget sex pt 2 tonight
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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