You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
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That's how twitter works, right?
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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