I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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