i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
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