He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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