is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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