great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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