so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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