It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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