but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I touched a dick in church today
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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