Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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