going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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