Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I have fence marks all over my body
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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