Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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