This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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