Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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