Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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